Did you see that mother-fucking shit! Mother-fucking pigeon came outta nowhere all flappin his wings and shit like he owns the ground or some shit and that mother-fucker didn’t see the shit coming but the mother-fucking car came outta the mother-fucking nowhere and hit that motherfucker into the next decade. That motherfucker aint got no wings no more. I cant even believe that shit happened. You’d think that if you got wings you’d be flying way up in the mother-fuckin sky or some shit. Lemme ask you something, you got any money? Give me a dollar, that was a good story right? I just told you one of the best mother-fucking stories you going to hear all day. Gimme a dollar so I can get a coffee. You aint ever heard shit as original as this shit.
